Thanks to the COM352 students for contributing a bunch of new pages! I'll be moving these pages into the main area of the wiki soon.

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Smokey and the Mullet

Steph graduated from college with her head in the clouds. She realized that her place wasn't here so she ventured off into nature to find "harmony."

Once in the woods, she followed a path of grizzly bears and found a cave to live in with three cubs. She named them Bandit, Smokey, and Cheech.

As she lived and grew her hair out, the animals accepted her as part of the community within a year or two. She found her food off of fishing and wild berries. Until one day, a team of UMass orienteering students found her fifty feet behind Southwest scuttering through the garbage. Having lost all ability to communicate with human beings, she decided to go into graduate school for the communication department.

Since she now feels indebted to the UMass students, she became a teacher to pay back the students that re-introduced her to human society.

Not wanting to forget her roots, she left the back of her hair as it was, in remembrance of Smokey, the infamous bear who ironically died in the forest fire.

Chandeliered

One night on April Fool's Day long ago, Ms. Stephanie Kent was eating with her friends. All of a sudden, to everyone's surprise, the chandelier light bulb exploded. A smoldering blaze took over the room. She managed to escape but her dear friend Katie was knocked out by the falling chandelier. In a moment of bravery, Steph stormed the building to save her friends. As she was freeing her friend, a fire ball erupted across the room, scorching all the hair on top of her head into a perfect mullet. From that day on her hair never grew. She has been known since that night as "Super Mullet" protector of all mankind.

Hacking It

Straight (?) from the 80s

My first impression of our teacher Miss Kent
she has definitely been in the rain forest and pitched a tent.
She wears hiking boots and frogs on her shirt,
she probably hikes to class through the dirt.
She's straight from the 80s with her haircut and hippy style,
by the end of this class we'll be in the Peace Corp and friends with crocodiles.

Odd as a Frog

First impression of Steph, I can't say alot

she might just be the weirdest chick that ever taught.

My first day in class and she told me this'd hurt

I'm right this chick might be as odd as the frog on her shirt!

No Offense

Since I missed three classes she said I'm sad

but looking at her mullet she looks just like my dad.

No offense though, don't give me work for hours

I do have to say I like the way your kicks match your trousers.

It's Alright

When I first walked in I didn't know if I'd like her

Thinking my English teacher has the wig of a biker

Babblin' on about some stupid website

but it's helping me learn so I guess it's alright.